NOTICE: WEBSITE IS UNDER CONSTRUCTION. I HAVE TO RELEARN HTML AND CSS. MY CRAFTSFINGERS ARE GOING OVERTIME TO CREATE A WORK OF ART BEYOND THE IMAGINATIONS OF MANKIND.

come hither, come fall, come once, come all!

welcome to mine personal pit of despair!

I truly hope you can have a splendid and decadent time on mine here website, spun by mine own craftsfingers!

Here, here, come and observe this image! Does it not inspire you, fill you with delight?

oh how long i have been waiting for thou to arrive to mine laden estate!

I've been here on the WWW for too long:

To see more of my deranged thoughts, check out my alt twitter!